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[devildan]

we've been writing new songs. these here are 2 of em, with lyricals as well. enjOI

ORDER OF THE SMOKE-FILLED TEMPLE:



lyrics:

as i stand here before you i think i should warn you i haven't been feeling quite myself these days
afloat in an ocean too potent this potion has got my mind twisting itself in a maze

and its starting to be
difficult for me
to distinguish delusion from reality
this was a mistake for my sanity's sake
as it takes it and fakes it it shakes and it breaks it

i'm no fucking coward i'll show you my powers and then you will see why they're all scared of me
prepared for the end, dressed in black toe to chin but lately my friends say i've been acting crazy

so i reach in my skull
pull out my brain
destroy it before it can drive me insane
took one sip to trip from this magic elixir
and now it wont quit holy shit someone fix it!!
fuck!!!!

****based on a true story

COMMANDER IN JEEF:



lyrics:

too fast to live, too dumb to die
weapon of mass destruction fueled by bum wine
combining alcohol with pure stupidity
a juggernaut we call "commander in jeef"

born to thrash
chugs abandoned beers already filled with ash
while pissing in the wind

his naked ass
exposed for all the world to see he's fucking trashed
let the party begin

it's headfirst off a trampoline
out in public, make a scene
roll around in broken glass
kick some ass

one case down, crack another
jokes about fucking your mother
brain begins shutting down
gonna level this fucking town

hail to the jeef
3053
hail to the jeef
3053

waking up in you're own urine
last night but a hazy dream
washing open wounds with bourbon
squeaky clean

wake and bake to help the headache
infest to wake up your friends
even though it's barely daybreak
do it all again!

[The Boss]

stoked that these clock in under 3 minutes combined.

[jared]

temple is heavyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[jamesfromtexas]

Really liking Order of the Smoke Filled Temple.

[travisdowney]

ok someone explain what 3053 is to me

[The Boss]

"if you have to ask, you'll never know" - rugrats

[devildan]

hmmmm, ok ill actually field this one for once, just for the sake of public record.

"3053" was born on dude nukem tour, and is the sum of every good number combined to make the BEST number ever. For example:

6 for a six pack
+
420 for smokin
+
69 for bangin

Etc, etc. Also, b.o. is number 1.

Basically its the dumbest inside joke of all time. Its inclusion in the lyrics is meant to be in celebration of mind numbing, stupid, retarded fun, as is the rest of the song. Actually, as is the existence of my whole stupid band, haha.

[bs]

i like that b.o. is number 1

[snackpack]

had no idea that chorus was "hail to the jeef - 3053". awesome. truly awesome.

[travisdowney]

Dec 5, 2010 17:17:43 GMT -7 devildan said:

hmmmm, ok ill actually field this one for once, just for the sake of public record.

"3053" was born on dude nukem tour, and is the sum of every good number combined to make the BEST number ever. For example:

6 for a six pack
+
420 for smokin
+
69 for bangin

Etc, etc. Also, b.o. is number 1.

Basically its the dumbest inside joke of all time. Its inclusion in the lyrics is meant to be in celebration of mind numbing, stupid, retarded fun, as is the rest of the song. Actually, as is the existence of my whole stupid band, haha.

soo good haha

thanks for fillin me in.

haha i love it